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• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:01 posted by curry 10 satire

  I wore them and my socks started singing hymns.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:01 posted by curry spiritual sneakers

  These sneakers are so spiritual, they come with a prayer mat.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by Stephen Curry Shoes

  Wearing these, I hit a 3-pointer in my dreams.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by limited edition curry shoes

  These kicks are so advanced, they come with Wi-Fi.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by curry divine shoes

  Steph's shoes have better grip than my social life.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by curry shoe collection

  Curry 9s: Turning average Joes into slightly above-average Joes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by curry basketball gear

  Curry 11s: The only shoes that make you feel invincible.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 03:00 posted by curry insole tech

  Curry's kicks: The only shoes that make you feel taller.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:59 posted by curry shoe review

  Steph's shoes have more traction than my life decisions.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 13 May 2025 02:59 posted by curry 5

  These shoes are so fast, they arrived before I ordered them.